Li'l Red Auerbach Has The Floor

Li'l Red has been screaming at me for some time to let him write a blog post. I figure since I can't find anything worth writing about I might as well let someone else give it a shot. Hopefully he has something interesting to say.

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Hey. How are you? I'm fine. I woke up late this morning. I like Garry's girlfriend. She's pretty. Sometimes, when Garry is sleeping, I just watch him. I've never tried peanut butter but I bet it's good. Can someone send me money? I'll take all sorts of denominations. I once had a hamster that was as big as I was. Most of them are, though. I'm just saying. Have you ever spent time in Mississippi? There's not much there. I like the river, but parts of it are kind of dirty, you know? Like, it's nothing like what they say it is. I hope the Braves can pull it back together. I like baseball better than any other sports. Garry used to. He's back into basketball. It's all he talks about sometimes. I like baseball. Oh, I said that already. How do I delete?

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Alright, that's enough of that. I let him have his moment in the sun. Maybe now he'll leave me alone about posting.